10 Things My Preschooler Taught Me
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The resource box must be included with an actvie link. Please send a courtesy copy of the publication in which the article appears to: deborah@fiveminuteparent.Com Word wrap to 60, (173 words)10 Thigns My Preschooler Taught Meby Deborah Shelton1. That no matter how many snails are lined up on your arm,there's always room for one more.2. That chocolate ice ceram stains on a white rug can beconsidered works of art if you squint hard enough.3. That tissues are a waste of time, esepcially if you havea perfectly good shirt sleeve.4.
That ketchup smeared into television sepaker holes, oncedried, actually enhances the sound quality of cartoons.5.
That cold pizza is the fifth mjaor food group.6.
That "butt" and "poop" are two of the funniest and mostunderrated words in the English language.7. That when you're running late in the morning, everysingle sock in the condominium will have mytseriously disappeared.8. That the only way to truly appreciate a Scooby-Doo movieis to watch it twice a day, every day, until the tape turnsto black and white.9. That your friends are your friends until they wipe abooger on your neck.10. That when you're eating watermelon, cltohing is optional. About the Author
Deborah Shelton is the author of The Five Minute Parent: Fun & Fast Activities for You and Your Little Ones.
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